Marie de Villepin
Nude

Marie de Villepin is hot. Duh. She’s French. And she’s a model. She’s also a singer and an actress. Marie is the daughter of a former prime minister of France, has a degree in law and, well, is smarter and more beautiful than we deserve. Would she ever hang out with us in real life? Who cares. We’ve seen her naked, and that means that we win. The slender blonde was a child actor, but more recently had a bit part in the Quentin Tarantino war epic Inglourious Basterds (2009). Her scene, sadly, was cut in the final editing. However, she did land the lead in Baikonur (2011), where she’s in a love scene near a raging fire that adds a glow to her naked breasts. Not hot enough? She’s also rumored to be a lesbian. That’s it, we’ve wet ourselves now.